I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
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I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
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Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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