We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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