So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
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