I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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