I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
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