I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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