I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
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Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
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I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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