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Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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