Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Randomize
