woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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