so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
When are your genitals available?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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