The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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