I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
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