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(248): View more from Michigan

I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.

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(937): View more from Ohio

Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.

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(480): View more from Arizona

I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."

(1-480): View more from Arizona

SHUT IT DOWN.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter

(310): View more from California

your less of a man for seeing that

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(575): View more from New Mexico

She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.

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(757): View more from Virginia

Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?

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(419): View more from Ohio

Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods

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(510): View more from California

Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover

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