She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
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I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
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Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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