hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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