Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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