I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Randomize
