Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
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This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
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This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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