YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
