the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
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the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
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You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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