I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
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you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
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She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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