I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
where am i from again
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
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