Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
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getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
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There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
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