I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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