I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
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Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
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I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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