4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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