escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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