how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
