We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
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So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
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I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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