Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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