Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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