You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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