"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
you made out with another girl for some wings
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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