Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
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She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
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He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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