He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
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I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
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I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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