She's JV to your varsity
I CAN MOONWALK!
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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