i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
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They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
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It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
His nipple licking is glorious
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