Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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