Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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