so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
He passed out mid-signature
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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