The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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