And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
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He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
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Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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