I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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