Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
so much tequila, so little girl.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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