We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I can't turn off my feet"
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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