They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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