yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
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Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
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Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
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