ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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