There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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