I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
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There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
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Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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