i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Randomize
