Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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