maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
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