i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
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Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
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I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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