You just made me feel so damn special
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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