i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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