you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
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